"You know" Clark commented "Ed is making a name for himself ... as our most inept foe to date." - Monday
Turns out I (we) might have sold Ed short. Granted, Michael was correct in stating that none of Ed Flurb's* threats against us ever came to fruition, but we're not the only people who ever get threatened. And while he has consistently failed to harm, impress, or even bother us, he has been making his presence known elsewhere.
Not that he needs to fly to be a menace...
And probably most disturbing of all...
So, citizens, we can not afford to dismiss this man as a mere nuisance. Please keep your eyes open for anyone fitting this description, or even specific aspects of it, and if you see something, say something!
PERSON OF INTEREST: ED FLURB*
- Hockey helmet
- Spandex bodysuit
- Lack of or, at best, ill-suited undergarments
- Sack lunch
* We suspect that "Flurb" is not his real name, but rather an onomatopoetic alias based on the noises created when he puts on and takes off his bodysuit