I'm going to cover nutrition. The guys will have input on other areas later this week.
START THE DAY WITH A GOOD BREAKFAST - It's kind of like that classic old saying; "Start the day with a good breakfast!" Unless you're grooming your young'uns for a long career as a truck driver or maybe a private detective (both worthy and admirable pursuits), you shouldn't be sending them off into the world on a tummy full of fried eggs, greasy meat and black coffee. Instead feed them a breakfast like the one pictured above.
- Minced green something or other
- A quarter of an orange
- Brown package of whatever
- Three shiny dough columns in a puddle of syrup
- Thimble of fruit juice
LUNCH TIME IS A TIME FOR EATING LUNCH - It's kind of like that classic old saying; "Sit down and eat some lunch because it's lunch time!" Unless you're grooming your whippersnappers for a long career as some drone who toils away in an office doing spreadsheet reports (a somewhat worthy pursuit), you shouldn't be leaving their mid-day refueling to a bunch of things crammed into a brown paper bag. Instead feed them a proper school lunchy lunch.
- Minced orange something or other
- Potato nuggets
- Meat nuggets
- As obelisk of low-fat milk
Now that we, The Unbelievables, have covered how to nourish your kids, we'll move on to other areas where you need help.