Wednesday, November 23, 2016

It's Not What You Know, It's Who You Know

On Monday, Clark posed a pertinent question:

 "Henri Petit was able to put ME, an actual card-carrying Unbelieveable IN JAIL! How?? WHY?!? Does he have a better lawyer than we do?"

Good point. Who IS Petit's lawyer, anyhoo?

A little digging turned this up.

None other than his lawyer cousin, Harry McLittle. His lawyer motto? This.

And that's not all. Harry McLittle's brother-in-law? This guy.

Officer Tony 'Tiny' Small, with the Tahlequah, OK Police Dept. And his second cousin twice removed on his mother's side? THIS guy.

Detective Inspector Jock McTitch of Scotland Yard. And HIS best friend?

Wee Seamus O'Nipper, the world's most dapper leprechaun. And HIS brother-in-law?

Officer Sixpack Bicep of the Stiletto Flats Police Dept. 

So now we know who greased whose palms in order to get Clark banged up in the slammer. The question remains...


And WHAT are we gonna do about it?

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