Takin' It To The Streets (Well, The Arcades Anyway)

AMAZING NEWS!!

Hot on the heels of Monday's revelation that we are now being made into a video game, I can now exclusively reveal that plans are afoot to turn us into an ARCADE game! Yes!

Now you can be the envy of your friends by playing this stylish and super cool game. Never mind Frogger, Asteroids and Galaxian! Get lost, Duke Nukem and Metal Gear Solid!

Even The Fonz is jealous.

Yes, all your pals will be lining up to be "AAA" on the leaderboard! They'll want to hold the knobs and play as me or Michael. Some people might even want to be Clark, you never know. Stranger things have happened.

A scene which will become commonplace within weeks.

All the features of the home console version will still be there, and a few surprises too. For example, you can customize Clark's 'Vette, add extra Lobster Rage Fists and score extra points for kicking Henri Petit out of windows. What more could you want from a game?