Sooo... I don't wish to alarm anyone, but we have a little problem.
As you may or may not be aware, politicians in the USA are currently deeply mired in campaigning for the Presidential Election, despite the fact that it's 553 days away. And you may also be aware that this man
Barack Obama, leader of the free world, (well, not really, just President of the United States), has gone missing.
And we just received this cryptic message in the form of an email attachment.
What does it all mean? And where is our man Barack? More on this story as it develops.