Ramey was using the Double D's and the allure of their hot pants to implement his grand plan to destroy not only the world of fashion but the entire garment industry by having people make their own clothes of yarn and rope and string. As the designer of these "fashions" as well as the single largest shareholder in this company...
|"AAGGH! GET HIM OFF ME! HE'S CHEWING MY FRINGE!!"|
Good boy, Ulf. Good boy.
Good thing too, because if not, you all would have been walking around in stuff like this:
|Um, there's no wallet in that pocket...|