Unbelieva-Dreams

Ah yes, dreams. We all have them. Some people have dreams like these...

In other words, quite beautiful and optimistic, but still a little off. Because ALL dreams are a little off.

Whereas other people's dreams are more like these...

Dark, scary, weird, and VERY off. The people who have these dreams are the ones you need to watch out for, folks. They're the bitter, twisted and strange individdles who can SNAP just like that. Like a heavy steel-toecapped boot stepping on a dry twig.

These are the ones we concern ourselves with on a daily basis. We are ever watchful, ever vigilant, ever Unbelievable. You're welcome, world.

Oh, and what dreams do WE dream? Funny you should ask.

Michael? Well, his dreams tend to be like this...

What can we say? He's a bit freaky. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

And Clark mainly dreams about Maggie Trudeau in double denim.

And why not?

Me? Well, it's a toss-up really. I'll leave you to interpret what you can from these.

And the Dingleheimerwiesen Brothers? What of their dreams?

They dream of enjoying hot soup on the sofa with Martin Landau in Space:1999. I know because they told me so.