Friday, October 4, 2013

Twerking: Hardly The New Dance Craze

I don't know what all the hoopla is about.

"Michaeling" has been going on for years. A lot longer than you can imagine. Decades in fact. There's even concrete proof of such ...

Old wood prints show proof of what I speak ...

Undated wood stamp: Some of the first evidence of "Michaeling".
As you can see, the event used to be a very formal affair ...

And let's get something straight: "Michaeling" is not some sort of fad-like "conga-wannabee." As a matter of fact my version of a "conga line" is a bit different from everyone else's. Don't get the two confused ...

"Michaeling" has even made the grade in popular culture as shown below in an episode of Futurama ...

Even everyone's favorite icon Barbie and Company have gotten in on the fun ...

Even the disabled can get into "Michaeling"

And you can best believe the ladies dig it, too.

Well ... Hello, Ladies ... !!!
(Black out bar "imposed because you never know if there are young readers out there.
Unclothed dolls are one thing, live ladies something all together different.)

"Twerking" ... ??? Nah. It ain't got nuthin' on "Clarking" ... or "Jeffing" ... or "Michaeling" even.

But don't worry. Things like "twerking" have the tendency to work themselves through the system and then get lost in the shuffle. Before you know it, you won't even remember what all the ruckus was about. 

("Mylie who?" you'll soon wonder ...)

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