Party!

We DO know 'cause we've been told!
"We DO know 'cause we've been told!"
The Unbelievables' parties break the mold!
"The Unbelievables' parties break the mold!"

Food and drink and so much more! 

"Food and drink and so much more!"

Their parties are the stuff of lore!

"Their parties are the stuff of lore!"

Unbelieva-Babes at every turn!
"Unbelieva-Babes at every turn!"
They'll dance your socks off, this you'll learn! 
"They'll dance your socks off, this you'll learn!" 

Party tunes to rock the house! 

"Party tunes to rock the house!"

Loose that tie! Ease up that blouse! 

"Loose that tie! Ease up that blouse!" 

Corn maze, cider, pumpkin pie! 
"Corn maze, cider, pumpkin pie!" 
Hay rides so high you can touch the sky! 
"Hay rides so high you can touch the sky!"

Jokes and laughter rule the night! 

"Jokes and laughter rule the night!" 

There's nothing that they can't do right! 

"There's nothing that they can't do right!" 

An invitation in hand's a must! 
"An invitation in hand's a must!"
Else you'll be left in the dust! 
"Else you'll be left in the dust!"

Criminals, adversaries, the ne'er-do-well

"Criminals, adversaries, the ne'er-do-well" 

Ain't invited! They can go to hell! 

"Ain't invited! They can go to hell!" 

All the chickadees, all the cool cats! 
"All the chickadees, all the cool cats!" 
Will be congregatin' in Stilleto Flats! 
"Will be congregatin' in Stilleto Flats!"

They'll pass out lampshades for your head! 

"They'll pass out lampshades for your head!"

 And play twister! Left hand ... RED!

"And play Twister! Left hand ... RED!"

"Hello, Ladies!" is how they'll greet
"'Hello, Ladies!' is how they'll greet"
All the gals they're sure to meet!
"All the gals they're sure to meet!"

Pictures sittin' in Clark's Corvette!

"Pictures sittin' in Clark's Corvette!"

 With an Unbelieva-babe co-piloting, you can bet!

"With an Unbelieva-babe co-piloting you can bet!"

It's a given there'll be canapes! 
"It's a given there'll be canapes!" 
Made with their special recipes! 
"Made with their special recipes!" 

The drinks will flow, the laughter oh so gay! 

"The drinks will flow, the laughter oh so gay!"

What's that? Another Manhattan, you say? 

"What's that? Another Manhattan, you say?"

Their groovy tunes you can be assured 
"Their groovy tunes you can be assured"
Will be nothing like you've ever heard!
"Will be nothing like you've ever heard!"

And if the party's Tuesday night 

"And if the party's Tuesday night"

Jeff's whipped potatoes will be outta sight!

"Jeff's whipped potatoes will be outta sight!"

  

Sittin' on Naugahyde near curtains of bead 
"Sittin' on Naugahyde near curtains of bead"
A 70s theme will make the night! Indeed!
"A 70s theme will make the night! Indeed!"
  

And best of all, come the midnight stroke 

"And best of all, come the midnight stroke"

Michael will doff trou! That crazy bloke!

"Michael will doff trou! That crazy bloke!"