Saturday, January 26, 2013

Corrections & Apologies Dept.

It was recently reported on these pages that among the many weapons we have reviewed and decided against using, the 'Lobster Rage Fist' was rejected on the grounds of crustacean cruelty (see below).

However, following an emergency late-night meeting, The Unbelievables have decided to reinstate this method of defense, citing the fact that the instructional guide (see above) says neither that the lobster involved has to be (a) alive; or (b) a real lobster. The fake plastic ones are dangerously sharp on their own.

This decision has nothing whatsoever to do with whining or complaining on any member's part, although it should be noted that there was rather a lot of that.

Thank you for your time and attention.

P.S. And a big thank you goes out to the Panhandle Lobster Protection Coalition of Tahlequah, Oklahoma - you can stop emailing us now.

P.P.S. And to the Scranton, PA chapter of Duct Tape Users Anonymous - same goes for you.

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