That settles it. I guess.

Michael has a good plan. It's effective and easy to implement.

I don't like it.

Don't get me wrong; like I said, it is a good plan. But it lacks...something.

Specifically, it lacks kicking.
And glass breaking.
And gravity imposing it's will on a mewling airborne blob.
And impact with a hard and/or abrasive surface below, followed by one of us (me) delivering a sardonic pun, quip or catchphrase like, "have a nice trip", "see you next fall" or "whoops".

But it is a good plan. I guess that's good enough. This time.