On Monday, Jeff was downright excited about the freebies we receive from various benefactors.
On Wednesday, Michael was kind of confused about some of them.
Today, I'm downright annoyed by a few.
That's because some (much) of what is presented to us as gifts are actually attempts to freeload an endorsement from us.
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The two underwear designers who gave us these swell boxers expected us to promote their line of swim fins. Nice try, bozos. It takes a better effort than that for The Unbelievables to present your product in a catalog ad. |
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We've had people pitch us some wacky invention ideas but why this police officer thought we'd be interested in a case of his "window-safe" bullets is beyond all of us. |
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I like the name, but when are we supposed to wear these? When we pursue hackers across the World Wide Net? The Unbelievables don't cyber-surf, Charlie. |
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Sometimes, I think people just want to make us look silly. I mean, who eats pasta without a nice sauce? |
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All right, that's just... No. No, thank you. And why did you send us 287 of them? That's almost TOO GROSS! |
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