On Wednesday, Michael was kind of confused about some of them.
Today, I'm downright annoyed by a few.
|The two underwear designers who gave us these swell boxers expected us to promote their line of swim fins. Nice try, bozos. It takes a better effort than that for The Unbelievables to present your product in a catalog ad.|
|We've had people pitch us some wacky invention ideas but why this police officer thought we'd be interested in a case of his "window-safe" bullets is beyond all of us.|
|I like the name, but when are we supposed to wear these? When we pursue hackers across the World Wide Net? The Unbelievables don't cyber-surf, Charlie.|
|Sometimes, I think people just want to make us look silly. I mean, who eats pasta without a nice sauce?|
|All right, that's just... No. No, thank you. And why did you send us 287 of them? That's almost TOO GROSS!|