Greetings from Zurich!

Hi folks. We're in Switzerland!

As you probably heard, media mogul Oprah Winfrey was involved in a situation here in Zurich where she was (alledgedly) denied the opportunity to purchase a $38,000 purse. As is sometimes the case, whether we're asked or not, The Unbelievables have decided to become involved in this case. Well, not this actual incident. But we want to know why a purse would cost $38,000. Current theories we're investigating include:

• It turns into a motorcycle.
• It comes with $37,975.00 in gold coins.
• It's part of "Operation: Robin Hood", an elaborate world-wide program designed to take money from people who have too much of it and re-circulate it into the economy.

We'll see how that works out. But in the meantime, it's got us thinking about fashion accessories and how passionate people (ladies) are about them.

Candace, our accountant, loves to put on her go-go boots before getting down on the floor and working on her computer

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The '80s were a good time to own stock in a lace factory

Good accessory: A hat. Better accessory: Extra armfuls of girls

When it comes to eye protection that can be gnawed on seductively, it's hard to beat a good pair of shades.

Wow. Women are crazy, huh? Ha ha ha! Let's see what Jeff and Michael have to say about the matter later this week. Until then, I'm heading back to the chalet to figure out this new knife I just got downtown.