All weapons can be sorted into one of the following four categories:
- Shooting - Pistol, rifle, bow and arrow, etc.
- Cutting/stabbing - Knife, ax, sword, bayonets affixed to an empty rifle, arrow that has fallen on the ground, etc.
- Hitting - Club, empty pistol, empty rifle, beer bottle, whiskey bottle, vodka bottle, rum bottle, cognac bottle, bartender's artificial leg (we used to get in a lot of fights at bars), etc.
- Exploding - Bomb, grenade, artillery, rifle with dynamite stuffed down the barrel, etc.
But that's just me. To each their own. Like I said, the three of us are weapon masters in all classifications, but we still have our own personal preferences.
|"Michael's right, these hats are ridiculous. I can't see a bloody thing."|
"Thank you, Jeff. What do they have to do with swords anyway?"
"Oh, shut up, both of you. These hats are bad ass."