Who wants to live in a world where a Heisman Trophy winner can't go on to be a Supreme Court Justice? (This is me not raising my hand)
Good luck enjoying that ski trip
The absence of a Great White Shark turns "Jaws" into a movie about three guys on a fishing trip.
Sorry, I guess your mistakes just have to live forever.
Which is supposed to be the home team uniform?!?
You say you're surrendering, but how do I know for sure...?
Everybody getting together to wear white t-shirts is the only fun thing about Arizona Coyotes games.
Without Walter White, there is no Heisenberg.
And without Barry White, there's a whole lot less romance-makin' music.
Yep, white is pretty great! We're so fortunate it exists!
And if you're questioning the appropriateness of a celebration of white things during Black History Month, please remember: It's been mentioned before but sometimes we're black. Again, don't let it throw you.