These people wouldn't know a dangerous loo if they got their heads shoved down one and flushed for 15 minutes. We've seen some bathroom danger in our time, let me tell ya.
Critters in the lav is one of the nasty things that can occur
from time to time. You wouldn't want to see these when heading for a little private time.
|Could give one a nasty cut.|
|Careful not to move about too much in this one.|
Then there are the ones that do your head in.
|How am I supposed to get to it?|
|For those of you that want to know how it feels to take a dump on a ski jump.|
|How am I supposed to sit on this?|
|Make your own joke here.|
The best thing to do is to follow some good advice, usually found in any bathroom stall in the world:
Oh, and cat owners... this has to stop.
Michael will be with you on Friday with more tales of danger, toilets (maybe) and other stuff (you never know with Michael, he can be kinda random sometimes).