There are lots of silly laws on the books. In Arkansas, law provides that school teachers who bob their hair will not get a raise. In Minnesota, a person may not cross state lines with a duck atop his head. In Utah, no one may have sex in the back of an ambulance if it is responding to an emergency call (otherwise, have at it, young lovers).
|"Oh, turn on the siren! Yes, yes! Turn on the siren!"|
|"Me too! Kinda. Next year. Probably."|
Enough about that. Just wanted to let you know that in the highly unlikely case of your Uncle Enos in Ansonville suddenly deciding to put on a frock so he can hang out in outhouses with the hopes of catching an errant glimpse of some hoo-ha's, something he has never done before, we won't be placing the kind of priority on chasing him down as we would an international ring of diamond thieves.
|"Don't disparage me. I'm not hurting anyone."|
We'll leave that up to the local authorities.
|"Well, wouldja looky there!"|
"I told you she had an Adam's Apple! I told you!!"