|This happened at the grocery store.|
|Usually how such disputes are settled|
Oh no, which one is the secret entrance to The Unbelieva-base?!?
|And why is there a single, unmatched sock in every dryer?|
|Not at all what Prince was singing about.|
|"Who's a baby now?"|
All I can say is thank goodness for safe, non-habit forming, specially-designed-for-us, pharmaceutical sleep aids.