Clark is a sneakers and hi-tops kinda fellow. Here are some of his shoes...
|(A) onboard GPS-enabled tracker, and (B) Wi-Fi hotspot.|
|(A) Another foodstuff to be used in an emergency - this time it's a Fruit Roll-Up. (B) Slots in soles are useful for hiding USB drives, microfilm, microchips, etc.|
Myself, I'm more of a dress shoe type of chap. Here's some of my special shoes.
|My lil'snazzies, replete with (A) micro-missile launcher, and (B) tear gas dispenser.|
|The "Babe Magnets", with (C) titanium toecap (viciously sharp), and (D) walkie-talkie.|
|Some people have mood rings. I have mood shoes. These DM's are designed for butt-kicking when in certain moods: (A) pensive; (B) reckless; (C) depressed; (D) furious; and (E) dark and gritty.|
As for Michael, he tends to spend a lot of the time pantsless, which makes his choice of shoes all the more curious. They are specially designed to confuse, distract and disorient a would-be criminal. He simply calls them "Unbelievablinders".