is to combine the meditating and the haiku-writing with some other relaxing pursuits, or even to write about the relaxing pursuits while doing the relaxing pursuits (with me so far? Good.).
So, what do I find relaxing? So glad you asked. Below are some examples of my craft - poems written while engaged in one or more of the relaxing pursuits I mentioned before. (Confused? Don't be. It will all become self-explanatory.)
1 - BOOZE
To be Frank Gifford
So effortlessly stylish
Dry Sack On The Rocks
Charlie Brown's hero
Water, Barley malt, Rice, Hops, Yeast
Taste IS why you'll switch
2 - MASSAGE
Dude, I think you should
Climb on top of my shoulders
Wearing a towel.
Foxy lady on
A big leather couch, listen
While I knead your spine.
Ultrasonic thing
Invented by Japanese
Water massager.
The Vita Master
Lots of rollers go around
And rub my sore back.
3 - COCKTAILS
(Ok, I know that's still technically booze, but I got a load of these.)
Lemon juice, white rum
Passion fruit juice, add crushed ice
Sugar syrup. Drink.
How I miss those days
When your local liquor store
Carried Black & White.
4- LONG HOT BATHS
Oh, to drift away
In glowing pink hot water
A big wet disco.
5 - ANIMALS
More like animals
Is what we should strive to be
They know how to chill
6 - LADIES (HELLO, LADIES!!)
Pretty young woman
With two cases of Molson
Prithee, come hither
7 - ICE CREAM
I'd like to consume
Many bars of delicious
Korean ice cream.
8 - FUNKY FURNITURE
Michael's room is filled
With weird chairs and strange sofas
They're really comfy.
9 - WATER
Splashing around in
A giant fountain is fun
When I'm in London.
Hope you enjoyed my poetic efforts. Let's see how Michael fares on Friday.
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