Of course we as kick-ass crimefighters appreciate and embrace anything that speeds us up, but don't forget that our kick-ass-ed-ness is only one facet of The Unbelieveables. We're also stylish gents and certain aspects of our lifestyle do not benefit from speedy execution.
|Notice how microwave ovens do not have a "FONDUE" setting|
|Sure, a jaunt through the country in an extremely fast car can be almost as much fun as a slow and leisurely tour, but where is the young lady supposed to sit?|
|A hot-oil massage delivered in a hurry? Not unless your lover is into grease fires, chum.|