vegetable-oil-fortified-with-synthetic-carotene pitchman Fabio?!? Yes, Fabio.
Before you gasp in shock (Too late? Sorry) consider the following classic villain traits that have been in your face this whole time:
- Long hair
- Indistinctly generic European accent
- Owns an island (presumably)
|"Laugh now, wench. Vengeance shall be mine!"|
We couldn't let this stand, so we donned extremely clever disguises...
|Check out our sweet abs!|
... and without giving away any secrets, we went in and shut the operation down (hint: we beat his ass), which made Owl Girl very happy.
Another case successfully closed by... The Unbelievables! CAW!