See the date of this post? December 1st. How did that happen? Wasn't it just November? A few weeks ago we were celebrating the 4th of July ... no? Who is responsible for time being so fleeting or painfully turtle-like?
It's all the doing of one of our most heinous, nefarious foes: Temporal Al.
Al, you see, has the ability to alter time. He makes it indescribably slow for children ("Are we there yet?") and lightspeed fast for adults ("Wasn't it just your birthday last week?").
Al is mad, bad and dangerous to know. The problems he's caused us ... the trouble we've had to deal with because of him.
Clark and Jeff will fill you in ...
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