|"The ability to remain upright is a very important first step."|
Due to the fact that we're experts at all things boogie-related, especially roller, Maureen and her two friends were skating like champions in mere minutes...
|We sent Ralph out to fetch the paper. Or something. The last thing you need when you're on four wheels is a third wheel.|
As is often the case with things like this, suddenly we were the go-to experts on roller skating techniques. Everything from the proper way to tie your skates whilst wearing hot pants...
|Sure, I guess you could sit down and do it. But what's the point of that?|
... to how to utilize your toe stops when your 'do needs fluffing.
|"Take Me With U"|
Of course, some took to it better than others.
|It's been mentioned before but sometimes we're black. Again, don't let it throw you.|