Disguise The Limit

For us, it's easy. For you schmoes, not so much. Using our well-honed undercover disguise skills, a touch of Unbelieva-Zen and more than a smidge of help from the "Sooper Disguise-O-Matic Undercover Kit" (Patent Pending) we can transform ourselves at will into any ethnicity or nationality.

For example...

Asian/Native American 80s hip-hop dude (?)

Scottish time traveller...

South Korean...

Aussie...

Hispanic funny dude...

Frenchmen...

Canadian...

and whatever the heck this is.

Yes folks. The pictures above are ALL us.

What sort of results would ensue if we weren't professionals who have practised our craft for years? Most likely the same results you guys would get if you tried it. Which is why we don't recommend that you do. Try it, that is.

Of course it helps that we have a certain degree of wit,sophistication, charm and disarming modesty too. That way we are able to mingle with anyone and everyone, from the highest to the lowest. F'rinstance...

Helping one G. Butler Esq. home from the local boozer.

Shopping fun with our buddy Hugh.

Giving Luke a bit of a squeeze. He likes to be squeezed.

Demonstrating some of our latest eyewear gadgets to a young lady singer from Barbados.

And all because we can blend in. It's easy when you know how.