We get letters ...
You know, I've noticed lately you guys get by with a lot of stuff that comes close to crossing lines.
Just-this-side of slanderous celebrity call outs. Lots of tossing people out hotel windows from who knows how many stories up. Product endorsements that seem suspect. Seminars and lessons and what have you you "claim" as your own. Unbelieva-this and Unbelieva-that and Unbelieva-whatever, guaranteed to improve and enlighten and protect and more.
Personally, I don't know how you guys get away with a lot of the things you do.
You must have a killer legal team. I am curious.
Well, "George," you hit the nail on the head. We have terrific legal representation in the event of any matters that call for such: The Law Offices of Poon and their subsidiaries.
Plus ... they even have roof top parking!
Our buddy and confidant Chung S. Poon.
Poon is world wide, too, with some of the best training schools in London.
Margaret Poon is Chung's sister-in-law.
The firms are family affairs.
Now ... more to the points of your letter, your "specifics" ...
Understandably, there are a good number of celebrities (and so call celebrities at that) who need to be called out, I'm certain you'll agree. Getting in the games they do, them being in the public eye is part of the job description. So, really, there's not too much hullabaloo on that front.
Throwing people out of windows? Hey ... it happens.
I can assure you, however, there isn't one person, male of female, we three have given the ole heave ho to who didn't deserve it. Scout's honor. (Besides, no self-respecting villain would run to the authorities or seek legal advice about getting flung from the 10th floor of a luxury suite. They'd be the laughing stock of their profession.)
Product endorsements? Our specialized seminars and trainings? All legitimate.
Of course ... there have been a few situations which necessitated the esteemed George S. Poon and his expertise. And, in the grand scheme of things, they weren't that big a deal. Not in retrospect, at any rate.
I'll let Jeff and Clark detail those items ...