Friday, May 6, 2016

All-Star Secrets Continued: Yum Yum

"One of the great side benefits of knowing so many of the world's best and brightest (be they entertainers, educators, politicians, economists, astrophysicists ...)"

Yes, learning the quirks of some of these incredible people is pretty fascinating. I, for one, never knew that not only is Barack Obama an "Arrested Development" fan, but that he's very proud of his Lucille Bluth impression...
Not bad, sir.
 But when it comes to the pursuit of epicurean delights, well, that's when you can really pick up on some valuable insights...
Ben Affleck, the actor currently wearing The Dark Guy's cape and cowl, can actually unhinge his jaw in order to wolf down an entire MacWhopper in one bite. Hey, being the vigilante guardian of Gollum City doesn't allow for the luxury of nibbling.

Katie Price, star of being attractive, suffers from a rare condition known as "Narcoleatsy". Food makes her sleepy. She has been known to pitch forward and face-plant into her plate during meals. She once almost drowned in a platter of BBQ Pork Nachos.

"Go ahead, make some more!"
Clint Eastwood, known for his iconic roles as "Dirty Henry" and "Hugh Plains, Drifter" and "Talks To Chairs", does not like being informed that all the jelly donuts are sold out.

"Hey Cameron Craig! Craig! Yeah, you! You suck!"
Oprah Winfrey, who shot to multi-media super-stardom as the star of "The Sally Jessy Raphael Show", is known for eating healthy. Except for once a year when she attends the Gem State Classic Pro Rodeo in Blackfoot, Idaho, that is. Every year, she spends that week binging on corn dogs and heckling cowboys.

Pop diva Britney Spears ("One More Time, Baby" and "Oops, What Did I Do This Time") also has a food-induced sleep disorder. She suffers from SomNomNombulism, otherwise known as sleep-eating. Her tour rider stipulates that she can't stay in any hotels whose pillows resemble cupcakes.

It turns out that Justin Bieber, professional Canadian irritant, is an uncultured savage and a moron. I think that one was self-evident. though.

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