Around the clock Unbelievabaility

As Michael said, being an Unbelievable is a 24/7 thing. It's not a job we do, it's who and what we are. As a result, there's a lot of pressure to be 'on' all the time. Don't get me wrong, I'm not complaining. Why would I? How could I?

This happened at the grocery store.

Still, it's a little overwhelming sometimes. Walking into a room and seeing people move away from windows. Guys pulling up next to you at a stoplight and revving their engines. That kind of thing. And yes, even when we sleep. I'm sure you can imagine how often our foes think that sleepy time is a perfect time to ambush us with an assassin or two. Luckily, assassins don't like to share their duties and often bicker among themselves as to who gets to do the actual assassinating.

Usually how such disputes are settled

Even once we dispense with silliness like that and actually get down to the business of nighty-night, we have to deal with our own equally Unbelievable subconscious minds, where things get really weird. For example, here are three frequent nightmare scenarios that frequently keep me from having a restful night...

Oh no, which one is the secret entrance to The Unbelieva-base?!?

And why is there a single, unmatched sock in every dryer?

Shrunken Corvette!

Not at all what Prince was singing about.

Henri Grand!

"Who's a baby now?"

All I can say is thank goodness for safe, non-habit forming, specially-designed-for-us, pharmaceutical sleep aids.