Wednesday, July 3, 2013
More from the mailbag
In which way are you most disappointed that life isn't like cartoons?
Definitely the fact that bullet holes in bad guys' heads don't come out perfectly round and don't always go all the way through.
Ultimately, doesn't a word, ANY word, only have as much power as you give it? I mean, come on.
Yes. You douchenozzle.
If you're not guilty, you have nothing to hide. Right?
Somehow, I think you already know how we feel about that.
I can't decide whether I want to be a DJ or a social media guru. What should be my first step?
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What's one thing that doesn't get a lot of attention that makes you such effective crimefighters?
I'd say it's actually a healthy level of respect for our foes. Not for their values, of course, but for their skills and abilities. It keeps us from underestimating them.
I'm so glad you said that, because I have a fiendishly clever riddle for you: What starts out "blue", becomes "slippery when wet" before turning "red all over"? Hmmmm? Engage me in this cunning game of cat-and-mouse, won't you?
Dear Henri Petit,
Oh my God, you fat stupid ugly baby. More of your fat, stupid, infantile, made-up nonsense?
I'm not a baby and it's not nonsense. It's an incredibly difficult riddle. I worked really hard on it and it involves the safety of a top governemnt official's family, so...
I'm on my way over there and I'm going to beat you with your own high chair for a half hour and then I'm going to punt you through a plate glass window, you horrible, ugly, horrible child..
Just kidding. Please don't come over.
Henri "for the last time, I'm not a child" Petit