|"Yeah, Sir Paul and Stevie can basically suck it."|
|"Yo, I might write a song about Anne Frank's attic; you wouldn't know if she was damn asthmatic, would you?"|
The point is, that even though the culturally ham-handed exploits of these goofs do bring us all closer together to cringe as one, it would probably be better for everyone concerned if things didn't get that far in the first place *.
Yep, it looks like it's time to host one of our patented Unbelievinars, this one on cultural sensitivity. We've done these in the past on "as necessary" basis and it would seem that this situation qualifies. I won't spend more time detailing exactly what topics we've covered in the past or any of our exact, unique methods. I'll let Jeff and Michael fill you in. Suffice to say, if we can pull this off, it won't be the first time we've saved celebrities from themselves.
* Because it's really difficult to write jokes when people do dumber things than we can make up.