Yeah, now might be a good time to get back into television and other content produced specifically for children. We haven't had that element in our employ since we folded the "
Li'l Unbelievables" franchise.
Oh, we didn't tell you we did that?
Well, we did. Because we had to.
Turns out Oliver Pepperpot, who we had regarded as a kindly grandfather type dedicated to producing fun and educational material for children wasn't exactly who we thought he was.
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"And who is your favorite 'Li'l Unbelievable', little girl?" |
Well, he was...in a way. He was sincerely committed to all of those things and did a great job. But he had a questionable side business that created some problems due to an inherent conflict of interest.
Specifically, he was selling weapons to our foes.
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"And what is your favorite semi-automatic firearm capable of accepting a detachable magazine with a folding or telescoping (collapsible) stock, which reduces the overall length of the firearm and a pistol grip that protrudes conspicuously beneath the action of the weapon, little boy?" |
So yeah, we had to let him go and the children's programming department with him. It was very sad because we genuinely liked Oliver. Such a sweet, sweet man.
It was also sad when we had to kick him off a bridge after he tried to kill us for letting him go.
But maybe the time is right to explore our options and get back into it.
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