|Mastery of complicated math theorems led her to be accepted at Stanford at the age of 13. She never arrived on campus.|
|An exceptionally gifted violinist who never graced the halls of Juilliard|
|That's Dr. Minaj to you. At least it should have been.|
|(Lto R) Clark, Michael and Jeff. In retrospect, it might have been smarter to have Michael play the dummy.|
I'll let my associates tell you what happened next...