He kinda smelled funny too. Not enough Hai Karate and too much Lily of The Valley, if you ask me.
Which leads me on to another aspect of our style cocktail, fragrance. It's all very well having the paisley shirt and the ascot and the belted cardigan, but if you choose the wrong aftershave you might as well hang up your slacks and stay home watching reruns of Green Acres and let that other guy with the funky kaftan and the handlebar moustache kick some bad guy butt and get all the chicks.
When it comes to fragrances, all you need to know are these:
|Hai Karate, of course. Girls dig it.|
|Old Spice, and|
|for the slightly more mature butt-kickin' super-agent, Skin Bracer by Mennen works a treat.|
Well, that's all I have to say, really. I'm sure Michael can go into more detail about this topic. In the meantime, stay alert, folks. You never know when some evil-smelling super-criminal will cross your path. But rest assured that when they do, The Unbelievables will soon be on the trail.