|He helped us to defeat Mac Ramey (above, trying to fend off Ulf and failing miserably.)|
Well, I mentioned that there are other animal agents in our network, and this week they are on high alert.
Here are a few of our top agents:
|Nutkins the Marksman, trained in all forms of miniature weaponry.|
|Top spy Sniffles McGrew, getting the down-low on the low-down and dirty.|
|Fins O'Toole, underwater tech.|
|Long-range shutterbug Reynard Randall, surveillance expert.|
|Old Blood & Nuts himself, General Gerbil S. Patton.|
|Microelectronics expert - Jimmy "Papa" Roach.|
|Fooling everyone with their cuteness, the Whiskers Twins.|
|BunBun Van Flop. the Moneypenny to Ulf's 007.|
Ladies and gentlemen, let me introduce you to the biggest threat to the Earth since Loki tried to outdo The Avengers in a weird horned hat. (What exactly was the deal with that, anyways?)
|Just can't take this guy seriously - not in that headgear, anyway.|
Anyway, back to the matter in hand - the greatest threat to the world as we know it, which we aim to neatly wrap up by the end of the week, as we do.
Here are the main protagonists.
|A high-ranking chimp officer known only as Mr. B. (Ulf tells me it probably stands for Buttons).|
|His top agent, Bames Jond - ladies man, weapons expert, addicted to tea.|
|The muscle of the operation - Mr. Shifter.|
|And their enforcer, Bobo.|
Now I know to the ordinary person it just looks like a bunch of dressed-up chimps, but believe me when I say they have plans afoot to take over the Earth - yes, ladles and jellyspoons, it's a real live version of Planet Of The Apes about to take place in your neighbourhood!
Don't believe me? Well, then feast your eyes on this latest photo from Animal Intel HQ.
More on Wednesday.