Dieter and Bjorn here have the right idea. A sort of aggressively nonchalant approach. "Would you like to dance with me?" Meh. I kind of have a pretty sweet spot here at the bar... "Oh please, Bjorn? Pleeeeease??" Well, okay.
This is one of Michael's favorite pieces of clothing (which is saying something, since he generally hates clothing). It's an extremely M.C. Escher sweater. Notice how the pattern seems to be going up and down at the same time, which should be physically impossible!