Monday, March 11, 2013

Cover Your Privates

These days it seems everybody is concerned about privacy. Whether it's Facebook privacy, Google privacy or the simple need to not be disturbed while having a little quality time with Sheena from accounts in the hot tub at Ed's Mountaintop Lovenest Hideaway (for couples only).

We here at Unbelieva-Base understand the need to safeguard one's private details, especially on the computer. Believe it or don't, this has been a concern for a long, long time. Take a look at this...

That's just the Sixties.
Yes, as long ago as 1968 people were worried that giant robots controlled by computers would come into your houses at dead of night and steal your wallet, your AARP card and possibly your toilet brush.

The Laundromat: You're doing it wrong.
Well, fear no more. We can tell you how to protect your privacy, and not just online either. Follow our Unbelieva-Tips and you'll be fine. Nothing to worry about. No sirree. Honest.

Unbelieva-Tip #1 - Knit yourself one of these babies.

"I can't breathe in this thing! But at least I'm safe from spies."

Unbelieva-Tip #2: Invest in some good shades. Hiding your eyes will keep you from revealing your true intentions to prying eyes - the FBI, the boss, your mistress, the postman, your dog, etc... Here are a few examples.

Marilyn here is doing it wrong, but I just thought I'd put her picture in because, well, it's Marilyn!

Almost, Sally. Try harder.

She's clearly doing it right, because I have no way of knowing what the heck she's up to.

Nicely done.
Unbelieva-Tip #3: If all else fails, get a Flame Gun. That should keep undesirables at bay. If the big hat doesn't scare 'em off, anyway.

She certainly lights our fire, right guys?
Well, I'll leave it to Michael and Clark to add their own words of wisdom on this thorny topic. Meanwhile, who's hungry for Veggie Meat Pods?

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