|"I Want You...to join The Unbelievables Celebrity Volunteer Corps!"|
Anything that disrupts the hateful actions of those misguided, too-dumb-to-actually-be-evil-but-still-a-royal-pain-in-our-collective-tuchus boobs frees us up to do important stuff. Thanks, Dave!
Of course, he's not the only celebrity working for us. We get new recruits all the time. It's been a while since we mentioned any of the new people to join the ranks and their good works so let's ask Jeff and Michael to give us an update, shall we?