Monday, February 4, 2013

All We Want Is An Occasional Cheeze Doodle

"The sign."
Clear indication Beyonce was coerced
by the evil plans of The Illuminati.

When you're an Unbelievable, you're always on the job.

There's no such thing as an "off day" where you can leisurely partake of a camaraderous atmosphere, throw back a couple cold ones and collapse in a comfy couch just like everyone else with a bowl of chili or a plate of nachos or a bag of Cheeze Doodles.


Because there's always someone out there who wants to fool with the natural way of things. World destruction. Toy infiltration. The scrambling of Hollywood. (As if that town wasn't scrambled enough.)

And then there are the ones who just want to cause monkey business simply for the sake of the monkey business. The "players in the game," so to speak, behind the shenanigans this time around? The Illuminati. The purported conspiratorial organization who many believe mastermind events and control world affairs via governments, corporations and more in an effort to establish a New World Order.

Thus, Super Bowl XLVII.

The big event was the perfect fodder - on several levels - for The Illuminati to attempt to ply their evil trade ... but the planning was shoddy at best and the result was but a blip in the grand scheme of The Big Game. Their biggest flaw? Incorporating Beyonce into the mix to "throw out the signal" to get the ball rolling. (See photo above.)

Once she "tossed the word out," it wasn't long before the lights went dark in half the Superdome. That occurrence came with 13:22 remaining in the third quarter Sunday evening with the Baltimore Ravens leading handily 28-6 over the San Francisco Giants.

The problem? Well ... The Illuminati thought she was lip-syncing the hand signal. That's why only half the lights in the Superdome went black.

The "official" word that came down from Entergy, the local power company, and SMG, the management company of the Mercedes Superdome, was this: 

"Shortly after the beginning of the second half of the Super Bowl in the Mercedes-Benz Superdome, a piece of equipment that is designed to monitor electrical load sensed an abnormality in the system. Once the issue was detected, the sensing equipment operated as designed and opened a breaker, causing power to be partially cut to the Superdome in order to isolate the issue. Backup generators kicked in immediately as designed. Entergy and SMG subsequently coordinated start up procedures, ensuring that full power was safely restored to the Superdome. The fault-sensing equipment activated where the Superdome equipment intersects with Entergy’s feed into the facility. There were no additional issues detected."

The Unbelievables know better. 

What were The Illuminati's intentions? What would the result of those intentions have been had their plans come to full fruition? And, just as importantly, how were The Unbelievables involved?

Jeff and Clark will fill you in. What I want you to do is just think about what's been said above for a bit ...

... because the actual tale is much stranger than you can imagine ... 

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