Automatic Rejects

Jeff is right. The wannabee crimefighters come out of the woodwork.

And sometimes? You don't even have to read their letters. All you need do is take a quick gander at their provided photos which seem to always accompany the pleas for inclusion to The Unbelievables.

Here, see what I mean* ...

The Human Lobster Rage Fist ...

Stealth Girl ...

Buchart Butthead ...

Inventin' Jim ...

Grandpa Scowl ...

Jim "Stretchy" Pullapart ...

Drop Kick Gal ...

  "Lips" McGinty ...

The Manimal ...

NSFW Sock Monkey Girl ...

Al, Man Of A Thousand Disguises ...

This guy called himself "The Contortionist" ...

You just gotta wonder, right?  Being an Unbelievable is tough work ... especially when you have to slog through the mailbag.

Me? I'm exhausted. I'm taking a break. I have a "date" (*uh-hem*) with Laura Biding-Citizen ...

* All "names" accompanying the above photos are the actual signed signatures of the submitters. No foolin' ...