Firstly, you have to be fearless, brave, fierce. If you are the sort of person who reacts to crises like this...
...then just stop right now. You will not cut the mustard.
Secondly (and quite importantly) you have to be female.
|Sorry, sir. Apply elsewhere.|
Four - you need to be able to look immaculate at all times.
Five, know your way around the kitchen.
|Sophia's got the idea.|
|A little too peppy, methinks.|
|Better, but all you're doing is boiling water. Careful, you might get a scald.|
|A bit messy, and you've ruined the eggs.|
|Well done, Rachael.|
I think what it boils down to is you need to keep three images in mind. One...
|no slouch with a recipe book.|