What to do, what to do?

This is not the first time one of us has gone missing. I'm pretty sure it won't be the last. As such, we have two established protocols in place for when it happens. The hard part being, which one to use?

• PLAN A: Go get him (whomever the 'him' is)
• PLAN B: Wait for him to come home

PLAN A - Pros:

• Gets us out of the house
• Usually resolves the situation quickly

PLAN A - Cons:

• Lots and lots of detective work
• Might not even be a dangerous situation
• Gas prices

PLAN B - Pros:

• Allows us to stay planted on the couch
• The couch is super-comfy

PLAN B - Cons:

• Might be an extremely dangerous situation
• Somebody might die

So, what are we going to do?

That's an excellent question.

Jeff Didn't Tell Us He'd Be On Assignment ...

... Wednesday at The Unbelieva-Base ...

"Clark ... have you seen this?"

"What?"

"This note from Jeff. Well ... it's not a note exactly. It's a telegram ..."

"From Jeff?"

"Yep."

"Who sends telegrams anymore?"

"Jeff, apparently. But ... the weird thing is it's written as if it were addressed to the general public."

"How do you mean?"

"It says 'Hi folks ... Jeff here' ... and then it says he's on a 'secret mission' and the details will be revealed next week ..."

"Damn. That's really weird. And you say it's from Jeff?"

"Yep ..."

"Sounds fishy."

"You're telling me. A bit loosey goosey if you ask me."

"Kind of like when you answer the door without pants ..."

Happy Holidays of each and every kind from The Unbelievables

Hi there, everyone. Clark here to just give you all a quick heads-up; Jeff, Michael and I will not be around this week (after today, that is.) That's because we recently apprehended the nefarious Anti-Santa, a real no-goodnik who dresses up as the opposite of Santa Claus and takes toys from children.

Yeah, we jingled his bells REAL good.

Afterward, a certain individual whose identity can not be revealed recruited us as his personal security detail for a world-wide gift distribution network he operates from an undisclosable location up north. Unfortunately, the nature of this mission is so necessarily secretive that we won't be able to reveal anything, even after the fact. Thank you for your understanding. And don't worry about us; we've each been assigned a personal assistant to help us out during this particular mission.

I gotta tell you, this organization is first class all the way.

We'll be back in full form NEXT Monday.
In the meantime, from all of us to all of you, have a truly Unbelievable holiday!
Clark, Jeff and Michael