What to do, what to do?

This is not the first time one of us has gone missing. I'm pretty sure it won't be the last. As such, we have two established protocols in place for when it happens. The hard part being, which one to use?

• PLAN A: Go get him (whomever the 'him' is)
• PLAN B: Wait for him to come home

PLAN A - Pros:

• Gets us out of the house
• Usually resolves the situation quickly

PLAN A - Cons:

• Lots and lots of detective work
• Might not even be a dangerous situation
• Gas prices

PLAN B - Pros:

• Allows us to stay planted on the couch
• The couch is super-comfy

PLAN B - Cons:

• Might be an extremely dangerous situation
• Somebody might die

So, what are we going to do?

That's an excellent question.