A bulletin from Clark:
The Unbelievables have been in a state of unofficially decommissioned hiatus imposed by the world’s governments due to us solving all the problems and everything being awesome now, a condition the United Nations General Assembly classifies as “hunky dory”. However, our social media resources remain intact, in case we are needed again and have to share our heroic exploits with you.
The other day, we received a communique from a Laura Wisniewska of Meta, informing us that due to some sort of copyright infringement issue, our Facebook page was slated to be permanently removed!
Us? Infringe? Or do anything illegal?? Impossible!
Suspecting that this was a fiendishly clever attempt to defraud us somehow, I immediately started analyzing the name “Laura Wisniewska”. After about 45 minutes, I had rearranged the letters to discover the phrase:
SAINKLAIESWRU
“Dear God,” I gasped. “That’s the noise someone makes when they hold their nose and sneeze.”
I knew Jeff and Michael had also received the communique but probably didn’t have time to descramble the name, so I called a meeting at our long-dormant secret headquarters. They were very surprised to hear from me, as it’s been widely assumed I was killed after being thrown through a window in our last adventure together years ago.
“Killed? Ha ha! No, I just sprained my ankle real bad. It’s fine now.” I then started tap dancing to demonstrate how well I had healed and almost immediately sprained the other ankle. I then sat down, put some ice on it and we began to discuss what we were going to do.
