Unbelieva-Dreams

Ah yes, dreams. We all have them. Some people have dreams like these...

In other words, quite beautiful and optimistic, but still a little off. Because ALL dreams are a little off.

Whereas other people's dreams are more like these...

Dark, scary, weird, and VERY off. The people who have these dreams are the ones you need to watch out for, folks. They're the bitter, twisted and strange individdles who can SNAP just like that. Like a heavy steel-toecapped boot stepping on a dry twig.

These are the ones we concern ourselves with on a daily basis. We are ever watchful, ever vigilant, ever Unbelievable. You're welcome, world.

Oh, and what dreams do WE dream? Funny you should ask.

Michael? Well, his dreams tend to be like this...

What can we say? He's a bit freaky. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

And Clark mainly dreams about Maggie Trudeau in double denim.

And why not?

Me? Well, it's a toss-up really. I'll leave you to interpret what you can from these.

And the Dingleheimerwiesen Brothers? What of their dreams?

They dream of enjoying hot soup on the sofa with Martin Landau in Space:1999. I know because they told me so.

Follow your dreams, hoping they lead you far from here

Oh man, the Dingleheimerwiesen brothers. Better known around here sometimes as "(Sigh) there they are again.". It started out when they were kids and they'd follow us around, asking for autographs and photos. Sure, it's flattering and their hearts have always been in the right place but it can be downright awkward trying to explain to other law enforcement officials why you have fans hanging out at a crime scene.

This meant that as much as we appreciate them, we've had to show some "tough love" and keep our distance at times. You know, just to teach them to respect boundaries. As many young people will do, they went through a rebellious phase for the purpose of seeking atention...

A real lowpoint: that semester at community college when they dated the Klumpmasterflash Twins

But we never stopped supporting them when it mattered the most and as you can see, they picked up on what was really important to us and came out just fine. We're so proud of them!

Deep down, we love these guys!