Unbelieva-Dreams

Ah yes, dreams. We all have them. Some people have dreams like these...

In other words, quite beautiful and optimistic, but still a little off. Because ALL dreams are a little off.

Whereas other people's dreams are more like these...

Dark, scary, weird, and VERY off. The people who have these dreams are the ones you need to watch out for, folks. They're the bitter, twisted and strange individdles who can SNAP just like that. Like a heavy steel-toecapped boot stepping on a dry twig.

These are the ones we concern ourselves with on a daily basis. We are ever watchful, ever vigilant, ever Unbelievable. You're welcome, world.

Oh, and what dreams do WE dream? Funny you should ask.

Michael? Well, his dreams tend to be like this...

What can we say? He's a bit freaky. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

And Clark mainly dreams about Maggie Trudeau in double denim.

And why not?

Me? Well, it's a toss-up really. I'll leave you to interpret what you can from these.

And the Dingleheimerwiesen Brothers? What of their dreams?

They dream of enjoying hot soup on the sofa with Martin Landau in Space:1999. I know because they told me so.

Daydream Believers

We really are just average guys. (But with the added advantage of being exceptional crime-fighters.)

Jeff? He likes his little production projects ("Mixmaster Jeffy Jeff") and his whipped potatoes. (Tuesdays only, thank you.)

Clark? His Corvettes ("He left it to me ... !!!") and his robots.

Me? I'm much more than just some wandering pantsless guy. (Hello! They're called "trousers" ... !!!)

But we can't help using our super-special powers of deduction and keen observational acumen - not to mention our lightning-fast abilities to think and act on the fly - in our everyday lives, either. They leak over to the normal side sometimes. Not a bad thing.


For example ... just the other day I saw these in someone's garden:

I wondered: "Why in the world does anyone need to write words on rocks?" And, of course, it got me thinking ...

Was it some sinister plot? Is there a villain out there bent on animating garden foliage in order to take over the world? Is it just some yahoo defacing rocks? What? What is it? Could this be an any day happenstance of hidden meaning calling out for the services of The Unbelievables ... ?!?

And then, as I picked them up, I discovered the images below hidden beneath the rocks:

Beneath the "Believe" rock I found these ...

Beneath the "Dream" rock I found these ...

Looking them over, I realized there wasn't any cause for alarm.

No emergency needing The Unbelievables attention.

No crisis or panic-causing threat.

Simply the innocent well wishes of someone wanting the folks in the pictures to realize their dreams and beliefs.

So ... you see? It's not everyday The Unbelievables are called upon. Sometimes parts are just parts.

However ... the following picture we received not long ago from Derek and Dirk Dingleheimerwiesen in their attempt to prove to us they could be a part of The Unbelievables? Well ... let's just say as an act of good faith I'm putting copies underneath both the "Believe" and "Dream" rocks for them ... and we'll just leave it at that.
 
I mean ... who am I to dash their hopes?