Where's Michael THIS time??

Michael didn't check in with his chapter in this week's saga, but we aren't that concerned. We're pretty sure he tinkered with the stealth cloaking feature of his Unbelievasuit, dialing it up to 11, and may very well be right here; we simply can't detect his presence at all.
Here are some of the last times we saw him (using our Unbelievaspecs, we can see things that you folks might think are truly invisible)...

Sitting on his favorite "thinking about things" bench

Enjoying sand and surf

This one is at a distance but there he is, halfway up the summit. Hello-o-o-o-o!

That's simply a testament to how good the technology is and why one shouldn't mess with it. Our hope is Michael sees this, realizes there's a problem and un-tinkers his way back into visual existence.

Suitable for action

We pride ourselves on our detective skills, the ability to solve a crime with our brains and not our brawns. But at our core, we are men of action and sometimes (not always), action refers to the process of doing something, typically to achieve an aim. In other words, sometimes we have to let our fists and feet do the thinking. And that's when we put on our Unbelievasuits!

We never wear the one on the far right after Labor Day

They're ideal for...

• Karate fighting
• Underwater operations
• Judo fighting
• High altitudes
• Kung Fu fighting
• Spelunking
• Jiu-jitsu fighting
• High-speed car chases
• Fighting

They're constructed from high-tech, moisture-seeking-yet-resistant micro fibers that keep us at an optimal body temperature at all times.

Prototypical application of this technology

There's even a stealth component...

Pictured (L to R): Jeff, Michael, me

And my personal favorite feature, decoy mode. This allows them to take on the appearance of regular civilian-style clothing so we can blend in with the populace...

Me and Michael, questioning a "person of interest" as Jeff keeps a watchful eye

I've only scratched the surface in terms of the capabilities of these incredible garments. Jeff and Michael will have more info for you later this week!