It feels good to have been able to help Robert Silverberg/Loren Beauchamp turn his life around and make such a positive impact on the literary scene. But he was not the first to have been seemingly led astray by the arrangement of hairs across his visage. In fact, here's a partial rogue's gallery of facial follicle fiends...
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| (L to R) Val KillMore, "Lipless" Louie LaChance, Francis "Fuzzy Bollocks" Fingerman, Gordon Gozook |
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| (L to R) Captain Sid Squidmore, Stan "Crazy Eyes" McGeedle, Ted "The Rogue" Rogers, Dr. Pavel Pachabel |
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| (L to R) Lancelot Lurksalot, Claude "The Disappointer" Burnbottom, Ed "What? It's just a mustache! Don't get all bent out of shape, rabbi" Bleen (AKA "The Passive Aggressor") General Sergei Von Grut |
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| (L to R) "Smarmy Joe" Woodcock, Dick "Dirt" Tidrow, Felix "The Iron Douche" Skidmarque, Henry "The Squisher" Gloomgard |
What do all these dirtbags have in common? One thing. It appears each was influenced into a life of crime by this ad...
And who, pray tell, is responsible for this ad? I will let Jeff fill you in on Friday.
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