Hot on the heels of Monday's revelation that we are now being made into a video game, I can now exclusively reveal that plans are afoot to turn us into an ARCADE game! Yes!
Now you can be the envy of your friends by playing this stylish and super cool game. Never mind Frogger, Asteroids and Galaxian! Get lost, Duke Nukem and Metal Gear Solid!
|Even The Fonz is jealous.|
|A scene which will become commonplace within weeks.|