Oh, hi folks. Jeff here. As Clark so rightly said on Monday, we do have fond memories of childhood. For example, the first time I met Marissa...
|Wow. I had forgotten how much she used to look like a goofy Natalie Portman. But she clearly dug my style.|
|Debonair fellow even then.|
|Double knee denims were our idea, by the way, folks. Essential for when you're hiding in a crouched position for hours on end. Comfort is paramount.|
|They looked a lot younger than they actually were. This was Junior High.|
Sadly, what we did not realise right off the bat was the fact that the Klumpmasterflash Twins were evil. Pure evil. One day, we showed up and there they were, in full 'evil twin' garb.
Nope, when it comes to the ladies, we were better off stickin' with our best gals - like Laura here.
|Laura had skills. Laura could LEVITATE.|